
Iâve been knee-deep in numbers this week. Receipts. Invoices. Tax forms with little boxes that seem to multiply the longer I stare at them. I know some people thrive on spreadsheets. Me? I procrastinate, panic, and then binge-crunch numbers with a side of existential dread.
But right there on my desk is my Flower Ploppal.
That sassy little poop with a daisy on top and its tiny card that reads:
"Feeling sh*tty? If poop can grow flowers, YOU can do anything."
Every time I look at it, I breathe a little easier. Because hereâs the truth hiding in all those numbers: theyâre the story of a year lived. Every dollar tracked is connected to something realâan adventure, a risk, a dream, even a mistake I learned from. Itâs all compost now. And compost grows things.
Itâs messy. Itâs human. And itâs worthy.
So if you're staring at a mountain of âughâ right nowâwhether it's taxes, to-do lists, or life in generalâremember: you're not alone. Youâre just fertilizing the future. One stink at a time.
Need a pick-me-up that doesnât sugarcoat the struggle? This is it.
Get your own Flower Ploppal here [click here] and bloom through the BS. đźđŠ