Small & Sassy Ploppals: Crochet Affirmations for Life’s Messy Moments

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Let’s face it—sometimes life can be a bit...poopy. But as every garden knows, from poop comes flowers, laughter, and surprisingly heartfelt connections. At Ploppals, our handcrafted Crochet Small & Sassy Collection is here to uplift, inspire, and deliver giggles when life calls for a cheerful poop-shaped hero. Each crochet Plop has its own personality and comes with an affirmation card designed to turn even the crappiest day around.

Let's see how these funny crochet friends bring joy into some all-too-relatable scenarios...

Scenario #1: Finals Freak-Out

Rachel, a freshman at Boston College, is knee-deep in notes, cold pizza, and mounting stress. Her roommate decides it’s time for a care package that’s more than snacks—something funny and comforting to break the tension. Browsing college student gifts, she discovers Heart Plop. With its charming crochet red heart and an affirmation card saying, “I give a sh*t about you,” it’s exactly the emotional support Rachel needs.

A few days later, Rachel is giggling through her study breaks, snapping selfies with Heart Plop, feeling seen, supported, and wonderfully less alone in her stress-filled dorm.

Scenario #2: Office Cheerleader

When Ben at West End Realty noticed his coworker Kim struggling with burnout, he knew a traditional coworker gift wouldn’t cut it. Searching funny gifts for coworkers, he landed on Holy Plop—a quirky crocheted poop character complete with halo, wings, and a loudly reassuring affirmation card: “Holy Sh*t!! I think you’re WONDERFUL!!”

Holy Plop proudly took its place on Kim’s desk, instantly turning the mood from meh to memorable. Team meetings now begin with a laugh and a dose of sassy motivation, proving that sometimes humor really is the best workplace medicine.

Scenario #3: Bathroom Giggles

Ashley recently redecorated her apartment but struggled to find funny bathroom decor that matched her playful personality. Tired of generic bathroom signs, she spotted Flower Plop, whose crochet flower and charming card saying, “Feeling Sh*tty? If poop can grow flowers, you can do anything,” became the instant star of her bathroom.

Friends visiting her apartment now emerge laughing, sharing selfies on social media, spreading joy far beyond Ashley’s funny bathroom art discovery.

Scenario #4: Pick-Me-Up Surprise

Sarah, after a rough breakup, needed more than a generic get well gift—she needed genuine comfort and laughter. Her best friend found the ideal emotional support crochet companion in Heart Plop, whose whimsical charm and heartfelt message, “I give a sh*t about you,” provided warmth, laughs, and a comforting reminder that Sarah was deeply cared for, exactly as she was.

Within days, Heart Plop transformed heartbreak into heartwarming giggles, proving that a small poop with a big heart can heal even life's hardest moments.

Scenario #5: Celebrating Life's Wins

When Julia landed her dream job, her coworkers scrambled to find funny gifts for women that felt truly special. Enter Holy Plop, whose angelic wings and humorous affirmation became the standout gift at her farewell party. As Julia read aloud, “Holy Sh*t!! I think you’re WONDERFUL!!”, laughter erupted, sealing friendships and ensuring memories filled with humor, warmth, and supportive encouragement.

Scenario #6: Laughter as Emotional Rescue

Mark, known as the king of gag gifts funny adults adore, discovered Flower Plop while searching for the perfect birthday surprise for his sister, who'd been having a challenging year. With its sweet flower and empowering affirmation, Flower Plop quickly became more than a novelty—it was an emotional lifeline, lovingly reminding his sister of her resilience, strength, and beauty even amid difficulties.


Why Choose Small & Sassy Ploppals?

At Ploppals, we believe humor is one of life’s greatest connectors. Our Crochet Small & Sassy Collection delivers just that—genuine laughter, heartfelt encouragement, and a dash of sass exactly when it's needed most. Whether you're looking for the perfect care package for college students, unforgettable coworker gifts, or cute plushies that double as emotional support nuggets, Ploppals are here to turn life’s messy moments into magical ones—one giggle, one Plop, and one heartfelt affirmation at a time.

 

Explore the Small & Sassy Collection now and gift someone special the laughter they truly deserve!

Our Emotional Support Plush Poops are also available on Amazon as a set of 3.

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